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Julie Vick's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻 Spending at least 14 hours a day on Notes is always the right answer, and there should have obviously been a space on the Bingo board for "everyone irate famous person joined Substack."

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Jane Fisher's avatar

As I get older, there are more and more "celebrities" who I couldn't identify to save my life, but talent is always recognizable. Thank you for another satirical gem.

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Kara Norman's avatar

😂😂

(And also: those “rising” stats. Ouchie)

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

You should’ve just left off the disclaimer and used this post as a way to filter out dipshits 🤣

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

Based on the stats I’m seeing, even with the disclaimer, this post seems to have filtered out a few 🤣

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Kelsie Clark Massey's avatar

🤣☠️🤣

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Butternut Saskatoon's avatar

Did someone mention doorknob? Reminds me of:

Don't let the doorknob hit ya

Where the dog shoulda bit ya

And we ain't gonna kiss ya

Cuz we sho' won't miss ya!

Keep the greavous comments coming!!!

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Jill Swenson's avatar

Giggle snorted!

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

Perfectly executed!

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Yael Schonbrun's avatar

Oh the shitty person irony...

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Julia Galindo's avatar

*chef's kiss*

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Lisa Cunningham's avatar

I couldn't agree more. Luckily, people are getting sick and tired of celebrities boasting about their "perfect" lives on social media in general. We all know that most of them have made a mess of their lives and we all feel superior seeing that train wreck, which is why celebs interest us in the first place. Or used to.

This is my beef about the book industry, too. Traditional publishers lap up the celebrity bios written by ghostwriters because most celebs can't put two words together that make sense. It seems to take up at least 15% of the publishing market, making it even more difficult for a "nobody" to break in. Talent should be the most important consideration...but we don't have a perfect world, do we?

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Ros Barber's avatar

🤣 Nailed it, Maestro. Disclaimer not required though. If people don’t understand irony they will be additional fodder for our amusement.

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Chris Keilman's avatar

There's something about the twitter-eque format that proliferates cesspooldom at an alarming rate.

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