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Justin Avery Smith's avatar

The letter Y is banned in Florida because it identifies as both a consonant and a vowel

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

Hahaha, yup

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(an)drew tarvin's avatar

"Division: This one is OK with us."

Gold.

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Britt Paulson's avatar

I live here. Send help please.

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Rizwan's avatar

Arabic numerals are also banned because we don’t want their ideas muddying up our calculations. That’s also why we banned the number 0.

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Ros Barber's avatar

Damn, I think you have all the bases covered. Wait. What about bases?

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

Good point. They don’t believe in any bases that are non-binary 🤣

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Evan Allgood's avatar

A classic!

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Leomhann Saorsa's avatar

Because Florida.

I was walking around in a park there had a few secret entrances and one public one, which I honestly.

I am walking over grassy terrain in that park with a familiar bumpy feel to it, and I thought, unmarked graves.

If I ever get out of this place no one will believe this banana republic is an actual state in USA!!!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Smiley De Santis should be calling any time now with a job offer

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Sandra Serrano's avatar

Being from FL, I can vouch for all of this. 💅🏽

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Anna Potter's avatar

Love this one so much

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Leomhann Saorsa's avatar

Ok I have long said everything one wants to know about Florida is perfectly expressed in this video:

https://youtube.com/shorts/eo5q4ihA37g?feature=shared

He ALSO notice did not drop the cigar in his mouth!! Cause cigars!!!

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

Him doing that without dropping the cigar really elevates this to a whole other level of epic

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Leomhann Saorsa's avatar

agreed!!

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Factorial Zero's avatar

Brilliant concept for an article. I laughed out loud haha

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