Calculus: We stand firmly against any field of mathematics that requires integration.
The letter Y is banned in Florida because it identifies as both a consonant and a vowel
Hahaha, yup
"Division: This one is OK with us."
Gold.
I live here. Send help please.
Arabic numerals are also banned because we don’t want their ideas muddying up our calculations. That’s also why we banned the number 0.
Damn, I think you have all the bases covered. Wait. What about bases?
Good point. They don’t believe in any bases that are non-binary 🤣
A classic!
Because Florida.
I was walking around in a park there had a few secret entrances and one public one, which I honestly.
I am walking over grassy terrain in that park with a familiar bumpy feel to it, and I thought, unmarked graves.
If I ever get out of this place no one will believe this banana republic is an actual state in USA!!!
Smiley De Santis should be calling any time now with a job offer
Being from FL, I can vouch for all of this. 💅🏽
Love this one so much
Ok I have long said everything one wants to know about Florida is perfectly expressed in this video:
https://youtube.com/shorts/eo5q4ihA37g?feature=shared
He ALSO notice did not drop the cigar in his mouth!! Cause cigars!!!
Him doing that without dropping the cigar really elevates this to a whole other level of epic
agreed!!
Brilliant concept for an article. I laughed out loud haha
The letter Y is banned in Florida because it identifies as both a consonant and a vowel
Hahaha, yup
"Division: This one is OK with us."
Gold.
I live here. Send help please.
Arabic numerals are also banned because we don’t want their ideas muddying up our calculations. That’s also why we banned the number 0.
Damn, I think you have all the bases covered. Wait. What about bases?
Good point. They don’t believe in any bases that are non-binary 🤣
A classic!
Because Florida.
I was walking around in a park there had a few secret entrances and one public one, which I honestly.
I am walking over grassy terrain in that park with a familiar bumpy feel to it, and I thought, unmarked graves.
If I ever get out of this place no one will believe this banana republic is an actual state in USA!!!
Smiley De Santis should be calling any time now with a job offer
Being from FL, I can vouch for all of this. 💅🏽
Love this one so much
Ok I have long said everything one wants to know about Florida is perfectly expressed in this video:
https://youtube.com/shorts/eo5q4ihA37g?feature=shared
He ALSO notice did not drop the cigar in his mouth!! Cause cigars!!!
Him doing that without dropping the cigar really elevates this to a whole other level of epic
agreed!!
Brilliant concept for an article. I laughed out loud haha