Dear god this line made me guffaw: “Perhaps unaware that he had sailed beyond the Constitution’s horizons.” Made me think of Trump on an old timey sailboat, Christopher Columbus style. Truth be told they probably have a similar grasp on geography as well as similar chances of getting scurvy.
I wonder how many people get halfway through the inspirational note and feel duped by the twist. And also how many people read the first line and skip the rest, without realizing what they’re missing.
Dear god this line made me guffaw: “Perhaps unaware that he had sailed beyond the Constitution’s horizons.” Made me think of Trump on an old timey sailboat, Christopher Columbus style. Truth be told they probably have a similar grasp on geography as well as similar chances of getting scurvy.
I wonder how many people get halfway through the inspirational note and feel duped by the twist. And also how many people read the first line and skip the rest, without realizing what they’re missing.
Based on the responses so far, I’d say the vast majority 🤣 but I do it for the lucky few who decide to stick it out