The next country we should invade is Luxemburg. It's tiny, white, and rich. It may even have a monarchy we could topple. We could set up some Swiss-type banks for our own rich people to hide their money in. And, we should build a bunch of gambling casinos where wealthy US citizens could go to play. Last, it would be really great if we did above-ground nuclear bomb testing there.
Make sure you get included in the do-not-bombard list in case of internal bombardment "tests" they might "accidentally" conduct. Nice piece for April Fools.
Requesting a follow-up on how the war sausage gets made 🙏🏾
Congrats, Carlos! Working with a brand that aligns with your values is the apex of creator capitalism.
For the record, Olympus has no natural resources.
The next country we should invade is Luxemburg. It's tiny, white, and rich. It may even have a monarchy we could topple. We could set up some Swiss-type banks for our own rich people to hide their money in. And, we should build a bunch of gambling casinos where wealthy US citizens could go to play. Last, it would be really great if we did above-ground nuclear bomb testing there.
That decision tree 😂 but also the fact you had to put April fool at the bottom lest anyone take you seriously!
“Valued element of a PTA (Parent Teacher Association / Perimeter Threat Assessment)” 😂 so good
Terrible. I really liked your content too…. You will fall in line real quick. Adios.
How do you come up with these essays, Carlos 😂 they are soooo good!
I can see that sponsorship has left your trademark humour completely untouched.
May I suggest a theme song? I’m sure the Raytheon people will love it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Vy6qmRMk4&pp=ygUqc3BhcmtzIGJhYnkgYmFieSBjYW4gaSBpbnZhZGUgeW91ciBjb3VudHJ5
Make sure you get included in the do-not-bombard list in case of internal bombardment "tests" they might "accidentally" conduct. Nice piece for April Fools.
Do I get free bullets if I restack?
OMGosh! Hilarious! Truly snort, laugh out loud, snort again kind of writing. Superior! … and that’s why we subscribe.🥰
Don't just start the war hahahaha
Does your agreement include an exclusivity clause? So, Lockheed-Martin is on the market? Asking for a friend. . .
I was ready to unsubscribe when I realized today's date...