Glorious piece. I hope your tax gods are sympathetic to your Coelho-ist submissions.
I admit to cowardice. I’ve always paid my accountant to submit my return. Even though I’m now ‘retired’ with no meaningful income or expenses to fill a page, I am intent on reaching the end of time without learning that skill.
I've got two words for you, Santiago: marriage penalty. You should have quit while you were behind - filing jointly likely increases the tax due for you.
Hey Carlos, I will read this later just wanted to thank you for the Notes tip. I have been posting there recently I also like the gentle approach you use to invite subscribers and wondered if I may use it on my buttons? You are welcome to use any bits you find helpful from my site. I have 'started' a section I call 'Writers Portion' where I invite collaborations.
Of course! Feel free to borrow my approach and customize your buttons however you like. I can't say for sure whether they make people more likely to subscribe, but they're fun to write so I'm going to keep doing it.
I have to file in two countries because my native country (Norway) does not allow tax emmigration immediately. You are taxed globally for 4 years after you move...Fun rules!
Here in UK I log in at His Majesty's Revenue & Customs, enter my modest takings and expenses and the form calculates my small tax liability. Which I pay with some pride as most UK authors don't earn enough to pay any tax at all. So some things in UK do still work ...
My Dad (in UK pay as you earn system) lived to age 99 without ever filling a tax return. He didn't even have a tax reference number. Mind you he was getting away with stuff a bit (investment income he should have declared) which I had to sort out after he died.
Pity me. I have to file both UK taxes (reasonable) and US taxes (hellish and unnecessarily complicated) as I was accidentally born in America, curse my dumb British dad for helping the US government with their Space Programme. Now I am a hostage and have to pay 2,450 of your crummy American dollars if I want to be free.
I think because I wrote down in my return that I am a writer, the IRS believes I owe them money and have taken my refund hostage.
Hahaha, yep, I’m pretty sure it’s an automatic setting in their system
Glorious piece. I hope your tax gods are sympathetic to your Coelho-ist submissions.
I admit to cowardice. I’ve always paid my accountant to submit my return. Even though I’m now ‘retired’ with no meaningful income or expenses to fill a page, I am intent on reaching the end of time without learning that skill.
But I feel your pain.
Buena suerte y mis mejores deseos!
¡Gracias!
Every year that goes by I think more and more that paying someone to do my taxes is the wise move.
This is Art.
Also, I now have stomach acidity in sympathy. (The UK Week Of Tax Hell is at the end of January.)
Thanks, Mike! My most sincere heartburn sympathies in return.
I've got two words for you, Santiago: marriage penalty. You should have quit while you were behind - filing jointly likely increases the tax due for you.
Haha, it did.
Hey Carlos, I will read this later just wanted to thank you for the Notes tip. I have been posting there recently I also like the gentle approach you use to invite subscribers and wondered if I may use it on my buttons? You are welcome to use any bits you find helpful from my site. I have 'started' a section I call 'Writers Portion' where I invite collaborations.
Of course! Feel free to borrow my approach and customize your buttons however you like. I can't say for sure whether they make people more likely to subscribe, but they're fun to write so I'm going to keep doing it.
I have to file in two countries because my native country (Norway) does not allow tax emmigration immediately. You are taxed globally for 4 years after you move...Fun rules!
Ouch! The US has similar rules about paying taxes on income earned while living abroad. Ridiculous!
Here in UK I log in at His Majesty's Revenue & Customs, enter my modest takings and expenses and the form calculates my small tax liability. Which I pay with some pride as most UK authors don't earn enough to pay any tax at all. So some things in UK do still work ...
Sounds like quite a reasonable system!
My Dad (in UK pay as you earn system) lived to age 99 without ever filling a tax return. He didn't even have a tax reference number. Mind you he was getting away with stuff a bit (investment income he should have declared) which I had to sort out after he died.
Super sane, insanely simple. But 44%. "But" that with universal health care.
I’d take 44% with universal healthcare any day of the week
Pity me. I have to file both UK taxes (reasonable) and US taxes (hellish and unnecessarily complicated) as I was accidentally born in America, curse my dumb British dad for helping the US government with their Space Programme. Now I am a hostage and have to pay 2,450 of your crummy American dollars if I want to be free.
My deepest sympathies. I have friends abroad who have to pay the US overseas tax and it makes absolutely zero sense.
Enjoyed this read - graceful my wife enjoys filing our taxes. Trying to figure out how local business who file people’s taxes stay in business.
Thanks, Marc! That’s lucky, wish I could say the same.