Perhaps carrying an umbrella that’s been wrapped in reflective foil will confuse the velociraptors enough that they’ll see multiple reflections of themselves and decide to locate other prey rather than fight over the small ones who have more bones than meat.
My partner and I have been masking for four years and we're the only people we know who haven't been attacked by a velociraptor or caught COVID-19. It's almost like the science works!
lol thank you for re-sharing this. I was sold at the wide selection of fun hats LMAO
Shareholder value > wild human-killing velociraptors
This only makes the theme park MORE in demand. How else would influencers get those velociraptor selfies?
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A classic. I think the first piece of yours I read. Thanks for sharing!
Perhaps carrying an umbrella that’s been wrapped in reflective foil will confuse the velociraptors enough that they’ll see multiple reflections of themselves and decide to locate other prey rather than fight over the small ones who have more bones than meat.
That’s a good thought!
My partner and I have been masking for four years and we're the only people we know who haven't been attacked by a velociraptor or caught COVID-19. It's almost like the science works!
Scientists? Understanding science? Imagine that!
Velociraptors need to be understood, not ostracized.