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Kathleen's avatar

lol thank you for re-sharing this. I was sold at the wide selection of fun hats LMAO

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Natalia's avatar

Shareholder value > wild human-killing velociraptors

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Sandra Serrano's avatar

This only makes the theme park MORE in demand. How else would influencers get those velociraptor selfies?

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

True

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Liam OMalley's avatar

A classic. I think the first piece of yours I read. Thanks for sharing!

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Teyani Whitman's avatar

Perhaps carrying an umbrella that’s been wrapped in reflective foil will confuse the velociraptors enough that they’ll see multiple reflections of themselves and decide to locate other prey rather than fight over the small ones who have more bones than meat.

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

That’s a good thought!

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Mata Haggis-Burridge's avatar

My partner and I have been masking for four years and we're the only people we know who haven't been attacked by a velociraptor or caught COVID-19. It's almost like the science works!

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Carlos Greaves's avatar

Scientists? Understanding science? Imagine that!

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Mark with a K's avatar

Velociraptors need to be understood, not ostracized.

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