For the season finale, can you resurrect the Nazis vs. Good People debate from last year? It was such good content. Maybe the best content this site has ever seen.
I was fortunate enough to be so irrelevant on Substack that my commentary on that debate never made it into the fray. But it’s too juicy a topic not to tackle on an episode of RHHoS
I just feel like the debate would be a lot better if people were calling one another bitches and shoving each other into swimming pools or dumping champagne flutes on one another.
I was a main character in that shitshow for weeks and, I gotta say, I'm not keen to relive the experience. At least, not unless I'm getting paid by big bucks by Bravo.
I sadly want this to be real and as a failing househusband it is all I have left. Thanks for the opportunity. I'm trying everything from cute family videos to pithy substack nihlism to commenting on every single Hamish and Chris Best note. I'm even trying to get attention now by commenting on this post while my children are crying in the room next door. You think you're desperate? I eat the acute loneliness of failure for breakfast and shit out a turd of self loathing before most people drink their carnation instant breakfast for brunch. Let's cut the shit. When should I send you my first daddy dance tik tok and can you guarantee followers and likes ROI in equal amount to my cringe inducing shameful escapades?
Oh My God, this was amazing. As an aspiring house husband with a failing newsletter, I stand ready to be a guest star or just background. Anything to get a "like"
I watched 18 minutes of the RHONJ once during a sick day. I’ll never get that time back. But this joint collab was my best use of time yet (today), and I would watch RHOS in a heartbeat if you two were on it.
Hi I’m looking for the “All Speech Matters: Even Speech That Directly Violates and/or Isn’t Protected by the First Amendment” pledge of allegiance but I keep getting redirected to a Youtube Video of my wedding song?? Please help.
Thank you for the grand smirkle this morning, and upon rereading your essay, the use of indefatigable and unscrupulous within mere sentences of each other brought this to a snort laugh. 🤣 (there ought to be an emoji for that noise).
And? Of course you’ll be millionaires….. why just look at The Golden Bachelor ! (Who divorced three months after the outrageous expensive TV marriage.. a spin off to your series could be the real divorcees.
What a blast, Carlos! Thanks for allowing me to sully your good name. Let's do it again some time.
We’ll never recover from this, but it was fun going down with the ship alongside you!
For the season finale, can you resurrect the Nazis vs. Good People debate from last year? It was such good content. Maybe the best content this site has ever seen.
I was fortunate enough to be so irrelevant on Substack that my commentary on that debate never made it into the fray. But it’s too juicy a topic not to tackle on an episode of RHHoS
I just feel like the debate would be a lot better if people were calling one another bitches and shoving each other into swimming pools or dumping champagne flutes on one another.
I was a main character in that shitshow for weeks and, I gotta say, I'm not keen to relive the experience. At least, not unless I'm getting paid by big bucks by Bravo.
I sadly want this to be real and as a failing househusband it is all I have left. Thanks for the opportunity. I'm trying everything from cute family videos to pithy substack nihlism to commenting on every single Hamish and Chris Best note. I'm even trying to get attention now by commenting on this post while my children are crying in the room next door. You think you're desperate? I eat the acute loneliness of failure for breakfast and shit out a turd of self loathing before most people drink their carnation instant breakfast for brunch. Let's cut the shit. When should I send you my first daddy dance tik tok and can you guarantee followers and likes ROI in equal amount to my cringe inducing shameful escapades?
With the RHHoS PR team behind you, those dance TikToks are guaranteed to go viral
God bless
Hey, this looks really funny, but it was over 800 words so I got distracted.....
Just kidding. Great job, guys.
Thanks! Yeah we got a little carried away. Proof that we were having a good time writing this.
Such is the nature of the attention economy!
Glad we kept you hooked, and thanks for reading!
Can't wait for the next episode!
Substack growth hacks FTW. Stay tuned, and don't forget to buy your official TRHHoS merch at our online store!
Oh My God, this was amazing. As an aspiring house husband with a failing newsletter, I stand ready to be a guest star or just background. Anything to get a "like"
“Anything to get a like” is exactly the energy we’re looking for. Welcome aboard!
Thanks, Stanley! You're in -- our people will be in touch.
Oh, to be a kept man. What I wouldn’t give to be a trophy husband. This was hilarious.
Thanks! Yep, can’t recommend it highly enough.
Thanks, Ben! Best career decision I ever made.
"You’re incapable of experiencing shame" - welp, guess I'm in!
Welcome to the shitshow!
Brilliant, just brilliant!
You have to get a show on your own! Sorry I don't fit into any of the requirements.
Hilarious! 😂
I’m looking at charts 📈 washing dishes making food doing laundry cutting grass
A man of multiple talents!
I watched 18 minutes of the RHONJ once during a sick day. I’ll never get that time back. But this joint collab was my best use of time yet (today), and I would watch RHOS in a heartbeat if you two were on it.
Thanks, Amy! Glad we nailed it!
Honestly, after seeing the response to this piece, I'm going to talk to my agent. This definitely sounds more fun than trying to write novels.
Thank you! Brb, forwarding this feedback to our producers.
Hi I’m looking for the “All Speech Matters: Even Speech That Directly Violates and/or Isn’t Protected by the First Amendment” pledge of allegiance but I keep getting redirected to a Youtube Video of my wedding song?? Please help.
You have impeccable taste in music
We went old school on that one. Glad it brought back some fond memories for you.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Thank you for the grand smirkle this morning, and upon rereading your essay, the use of indefatigable and unscrupulous within mere sentences of each other brought this to a snort laugh. 🤣 (there ought to be an emoji for that noise).
And? Of course you’ll be millionaires….. why just look at The Golden Bachelor ! (Who divorced three months after the outrageous expensive TV marriage.. a spin off to your series could be the real divorcees.
You’re a visionary, Teyani! Do you want to be our executive producer?
You two are fabulous individually, off the charts together❣️
And, why yes, of course I’d love to be your EP. I’ve got ideas for miles
The Real Divorcees of Substack! Just texted our agent.
If the response is flat, I’ll pitch the other networks🤗😇