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Wait, they're saying you're too negative? But, you're the happiest writer I know...

Congrats on that piece blowing up! Here's hoping the momentum continues.

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Right? I second that, I find Carlo's writing quite upbeat and funny. Maybe we're the negative ones and therefore can't see it as two negatives cancel out and become positive? Terrible joke.

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Brilliant! But you missed one opportunity for us writers. After you die (in prison) your writing will blow up Huge. You'll join the club of Posthumous Prestige & Popularity.

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True!

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But Carlos I did have to go to law school, are there any other prize options available please

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Hmm, I guess you could spend a few thousand to self-publish a book and that debt could be considered “winning” negative money?

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True true true true true. I did actually get a book published about being a lawyer so I guess I need to reframe my thinking - I did 12 years of immersive prep for my writing. And hey, if a small print run and author fee isn’t worth a 12 year run up then you’re doing your writing wrong 😌

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Shared on notes! Frickin’ brilliant! And sadly true…

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Spot on :D - "Being a writer is essentially paraphrasing other writers with a few light changes that appeal to modern sensibilities."

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To become a writer, you do not need to be good at math - that was the best joke :) #subscribed

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Looking forward to your thoughts on comedy writing! I keep kicking myself for being so interested in this most underpaid of art forms, but I might as well figure out how to actually do it.

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Thanks, Natalie! Yeah, it's a brutal industry, but I just try my best to enjoy it for the art itself and the chance to make people laugh.

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Congrats on the latest McSweeney's piece!

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Thanks!

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It's truly a mess out there. Thank you for making me laugh!

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Wow I feel less alone. I’m also an ex-electrical engineer who wants to write. Lol. Glad to find your substack!

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this is a classic

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Writer push ups🤣🤣

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We could easily begin a note about all the things you don’t have to do in order to become a professional writer… it’s a rather compelling list.

- don’t have to go to law school (thank god!)

- don’t have to do a grueling four year residency

- don’t have to pass the oral and written boards

- don’t have to study for nor take the LSTAT

- don’t have to know animal husbandry

- don’t have to live on a mountaintop in silent meditation

- don’t have to win any Michelin awards

- don’t need perfect eyesight

- don’t need to have steady hands

- don’t need to have rhythm

….

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Alright!!! I'll subscribe already!! This was hilarious and ooooh so true. It reminded me of something I wrote about how blind I was as a famous travel blogger. It's kind of the same as being a writer except you carry a selfie stick 😂

If you're interested, it's kind of funny.....https://wildhoodwanted.substack.com/p/youre-starring-in-a-blockbuster-movie

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Ah! I tend to think a lot about balancing my work and my side hustle (this newsletter) because we all know where the real passion lies out of these two lol. But yes, being a writer is mostly about writing but the other part of it is luck, self-promotion, rejections etc.

I feel you Carlos, and I am glad you are doing some good work here by not giving up despite the challenges. Love this for you!!

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I did a literal spit take at “*sobs loudly*”. Thank you for that.

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