Father’s Day Gifts For The Dad Constantly…

[Liz Gauffreau]

I'd go with the Louis Vuitton jumpsuit, too. The fact that it's velour sealed the deal for me.

[Sherry Ritter]

Eye mask that makes you look like your eyes are open when you're really asleep. Good for both trial and prison. Etsy

[Carlos Greaves]

Haha, super useful!

[Cole Rom]

fantastic work as always! Going to buy now because that sounds amazing

[Carlos Greaves]

Thanks!

[Ros Barber]

The mugshot mug is genius. Also, the illustrations are great. Is this another talent of yours?

[Carlos Greaves]

Thanks! I’ve been trying to get better at illustration for a few years now — glad to hear it’s paying off!

[Hannah Swierstra]

Coppertone would be my choice

[Kathleen]

Honestly, the Riker's Island blueprint is a steal

[Alexis Mera Damen]

lol. This cracked me up and I love the illustrations.

[Carlos Greaves]

Thanks!

[Casey Kelly]

The best part is I can imagine a certain felonious dad actually enjoying all of these gifts.

[cjhutval]

How about a MAGA durag (to cover the pale capitol dome revealed after prison buzz cut!)

[Almut | The Weary Pilgrim]

So funny.

[Ronald Turnbull]

A racy video for the liberal minded dad _ how about one from talented actress Stormy Daniels?

[Teyani Whitman]

A slip knot extra long red necktie that can be secretly stuffed inside the pocket of the orange jumpsuit. To be worn tightly. (Sorry…🤭 did I say that out loud?)