A handy gift guide
I'd go with the Louis Vuitton jumpsuit, too. The fact that it's velour sealed the deal for me.
Eye mask that makes you look like your eyes are open when you're really asleep. Good for both trial and prison. Etsy
Haha, super useful!
fantastic work as always! Going to buy now because that sounds amazing
Thanks!
The mugshot mug is genius. Also, the illustrations are great. Is this another talent of yours?
Thanks! I’ve been trying to get better at illustration for a few years now — glad to hear it’s paying off!
Coppertone would be my choice
Honestly, the Riker's Island blueprint is a steal
lol. This cracked me up and I love the illustrations.
The best part is I can imagine a certain felonious dad actually enjoying all of these gifts.
How about a MAGA durag (to cover the pale capitol dome revealed after prison buzz cut!)
So funny.
A racy video for the liberal minded dad _ how about one from talented actress Stormy Daniels?
A slip knot extra long red necktie that can be secretly stuffed inside the pocket of the orange jumpsuit. To be worn tightly. (Sorry…🤭 did I say that out loud?)
I'd go with the Louis Vuitton jumpsuit, too. The fact that it's velour sealed the deal for me.
Eye mask that makes you look like your eyes are open when you're really asleep. Good for both trial and prison. Etsy
Haha, super useful!
fantastic work as always! Going to buy now because that sounds amazing
Thanks!
The mugshot mug is genius. Also, the illustrations are great. Is this another talent of yours?
Thanks! I’ve been trying to get better at illustration for a few years now — glad to hear it’s paying off!
Coppertone would be my choice
Honestly, the Riker's Island blueprint is a steal
lol. This cracked me up and I love the illustrations.
Thanks!
The best part is I can imagine a certain felonious dad actually enjoying all of these gifts.
How about a MAGA durag (to cover the pale capitol dome revealed after prison buzz cut!)
So funny.
A racy video for the liberal minded dad _ how about one from talented actress Stormy Daniels?
A slip knot extra long red necktie that can be secretly stuffed inside the pocket of the orange jumpsuit. To be worn tightly. (Sorry…🤭 did I say that out loud?)