TACO, NACHO, and More Trump Acronyms
FAJITA -- Forget About Jurisprudence If Trump's Around
If you’ve kept up with the news this past year, you might be familiar with the acronym TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out). Perhaps you’ve even heard the more recent acronym NACHO (Not A Chance Hormuz Opens).
But there are plenty more Trump acronyms where those came from. Here are a few you probably haven’t heard yet that are equally relevant:
TAMALE — Trump Always Makes America Look Embarrassing
TORTA — Trump Only Rarely Thinks Ahead
FAJITA — Forget About Jurisprudence If Trump’s Around
FIESTA — Finalizing Iran Entente Seems Totally Aspirational
DISCOTECA — Donald’s Iran Strategy Consists Of Threatening Ending Civilization Arbitrarily
CINCO DE MAYO — Certainly Iran Not Ceasing Operations Despite Ego-Maniacal Asshole Yelling Obscenities
CORONA WITH LIME — Come On, Republicans! Obtain Nuts Already! Wallowing In Trump’s Horrendous Leadership Is Manifestly Evil!
CORN ENCHILADA — Clearly Obama Realized Neutralizing Enemy Navigational Chokepoint Hormuz Impossible; Looked At Deal Alternatives
TORTILLA — Trump Obviously Russian Toady Intentionally Limiting Liberty Abroad
CEVICHE — Cowardly Enabler Vance Is Complicit Helper Elf
CHIMICHANGA — Criminal Hegseth Is Making It Clear He Approves Nuclear Genocidal Armageddon
TABLESIDE GUAC — Trump Authoritarian Bully Leading Economic Slowdown; It’s Decidedly Expensive Gassing Up A Car
CHICKEN QUESADILLAS — Closing Hormuz Is Causing Kerfuffle; Every Negotiation Quickly Unravels; Economic Situation Awful; Donald Is Laughably Lousy American Sovereign
TEQUILA JELLO SHOTS — Trump Escalations Questionable Under International Law And Jail Evidently Looks Like Only Solution; Hague Or Tribunal Somewhere?
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TOFU = Trump Only Fucks Up
Love those acronyms. Maybe you could get some money back from your labor by selling T-shirts with a list of them!